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Firewall: Rich white man protects his money. Bad guys with accents kidnap his female and the spawn of his seed. His inner badass awakens. You will walk away thinking you've seen this movie before.

Final Destination 3: You have seen this movie before, but this time, it's bigger, louder, more convoluted, and ten times bloodier. I am sooo there.

Pink Panther: I like Steve Martin. I like the Pink Panther. I like Jean Reno. Yet somehow, the three combined makes me weep and want to kill precious doe-eyed things. Didn't we learn anything from the Roger Moore Pink Panther fiasco? May St. Peter forgive us.

Curious George: Monkey is bad. Catch that bad monkey with both hands and spank it hard. Bad monkey!

London: This movie has invisible subtitles. You can't read them, but this is what they say: "I'm not just a pretty face, I'm an actor, really, see, I'm in an indie flick, I'm like arty, and stuff."