Crotch Rocket

So...

...I'm checking out the stats for the new Crowfeather site (and they're through the roof by the way, despite not doing any promos). The stat service I use allows me to check out where everyone is from by tracing their IPs and their favorite pages. (Which means I know exactly how long my friends actually visit the site -- you know who you are.)

For some reason, I get a lot of visitors to The Undergraduates film portion of the site. At first, I think it's because they just like the amateurish violence of the movie (yeah me!), but really, the truth is far simpler.

They like crotches.

They really like crotches.

Apparentally, since the page has the word crotch on it, and since Crowfeather Films is a movie site, the two together means I rank high on search engines. Put in "crotch" and "movie" and the Undergraduates movie page pops up. It's no wonder though that the same crotch-seeking cruisers never stay long. Someone from a Department of Defense military server in Iraq, a couple of people from China, and someone from Canada all found my site seeking "crotch + movie" but left, sadly flaccid.

Somehow, I feel dirty.